Products tagged with 'humorous fantasy'

Listen, this was supposed to be simple. Kaelin Thorn: professional assassin, expert brooder, collector of emotional scars had one mission. Kill the king. Straightforward. Efficient. The sort of thing you can check off before lunch. But somewhere between the exploding Ale Trials, the cursed inn, and the incident with the goat. (Why are there so many goats?) Kaelin accidentally acquired a travel companion: Tobias, a bright-eyed mage with a suspiciously soft heart and a tendency to monologue about feelings. A soundtrack: Brug, a non-binary orc with a lute and lyrics. Oh, and Timber—the world’s most judgmental dog, who communicates entirely through eyebrow movements and existential sighs. Now, Dear Reader, our dear assassin finds herself knee-deep in other people’s problems, which, as it turns out, are harder to stab than advertised. There will be quests. There will be chaos. There will be . . . feelings (and Kaelin’s tragic attempts to avoid them). Will she save the realm? Probably, but not intentionally. She might just save herself—between side quests, snark, and the occasional dagger to the heart (metaphorical or otherwise). Side Quest is a cozy, chaotic fantasy for anyone who’s ever tried to stay on mission and ended up adopting a mutt, a mage, and a moral compass instead.

A notorious bounty hunter. A princess with a point to prove. A stranger trailing their steps from the shadows. Bounty hunter Draymond Dewinter thinks he has finally found a safe haven in the small coastal country of Rosechill where his enemy never dares to follow him. But when he answers chivalry’s call to assist two damsels in distress, Draymond is pulled out of the safety of Rosechill and headfirst into the adventures of the runaway princess, Emilia, and her fiery lady-in-waiting, Gina. As misunderstandings and mishaps pile up, the team finds themselves at the center of a secret grudge that connects them all. Come explore Addanot with these unlikely friends as they embark on a wild, upbeat, fantasy adventure! Contents: Contains fantasy violence and alcohol use. No swearing. No spice. No AI. Includes 7 hand drawn illustrations, chapter headers, a map, and more!

Who knew one reckless night would lead to my sweetest addiction… When my spiraling life implodes, I pack up and leave behind my two dead end job and deadbeat ex-boyfriends. In the woods with an old tent, questionable snacks, and even more questionable drugs, I’m ready to rediscover myself. Instead, I discover the product of a madman’s marshmallow experiment. Everything about him is impossible to believe. My shock becomes desire as he reveals his massive body, punishing strength, and electric touch that hides a gentle soul. I came to these woods to learn more about myself. Instead I find myself teaching him so many delicious things. Now, I’m addicted to his sweet taste and gentle soul that is always gooey with me All I know is that the world might not accept my monster, but I’ll always need s’more.